Lettuce is NOT the taste of sadness!
Lettuce, true believers, is the taste of health!
But if were being honest, then yes, lettuce -- and any other leafy green vegetable sprouting from the ground and reeking of wet soil -- is seriously lacking in the taste department.
In fact, theres zero taste -- only a crisp, alien texture that cant POSSIBLY relate to anything healthy. But it does, so we suffer through its tastelessness one excruciating nibble at a time.
Peter Parker acknowledges the struggle, so he regularly wears his Lettuce The Taste of Sadness Mens T-Shirt. In fact, he was wearing it when that giant, floating ring appeared above York.
Yep, he was on a field trip when his "Spider-Sense" kicked in. He noticed the ring, demanded a distraction, and slipped out the window.
Yep, it was a little odd to see Spider-Man swinging around with a Lettuce the Taste of Sadness t-shirt for men. I mean, superheroes usually promote good health. Its a prerequisite to joining The Avengers.
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Color: blue
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Gender: male
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Agegroup: men
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Weight (lbs.): 1.00 lb
