Because patriotism extends to the ankles.
Look, youre a fan of all things good and proper:
- Apple pie (made with organic apples).
- Hot dogs (made from organic turkey).
- Baseball (played with organic wooden bats).
- Super-villain pummeling with completely indestructible (and inorganic) shields bestowed by PROJECT: REBIRTH.
You adorn a patriotic, padded costume simulating Old Glorys color scheme, and sling said shield to enhance the effectiveness of said super-villain pummeling.
Unfortunately, youre wearing steel-reinforced boots with nary a sock, and your augmented footsies are being torn to shreds while kicking landmines and tanks
Thankfully, our Captain America Suit-Up Crew Socks should help increase comfort and support while kicking the massive and dependable implements of conventional ground warfare.
Made from a soft cotton and stretchy polyester, these stylish Captain America socks simulate Caps super-suit with red and white stripes, and additional uniform accents like stars and head-wings.
Yes, if youre looking for Captain America socks that A)deflect mortar fire, and B)match the suit, these government-approved shin-huggers deftly fulfill the needs presented by A and B.
Product Attributes:
Color: blue
Gender: male
Agegroup: men
Gender: male
Weight (lbs.): 0.25 lb