Because patriotism extends to the ankles.
Look youre a fan of all things good and proper:
- Apple pie (made with organic apples).
- Hot dogs (made from organic turkey).
- Baseball (played with organic wooden bats).
- Super-villain pummeling with completely indestructible (and inorganic) shields bestowed by PROJECT: REBIRTH.
You adorn a patriotic padded costume simulating Old Glorys color scheme and sling said shield to enhance the effectiveness of said super-villain pummeling.
Unfortunately youre wearing steel-reinforced boots with nary a sock and your augmented footsies are being torn to shreds while kicking landmines and tanks.
Thankfully our Captain America Suit-Up Athletic Socks should help increase comfort and support while kicking the massive and dependable implements of conventional ground warfare.
Made from a soft cotton and stretchy polyester these stylish Captain America socks simulate Caps super-suit with red and white stripes and additional uniform accents like stars and head-wings.
Yes if youre looking for Captain America socks that A)deflect mortar fire and B)match the suit these government-approved shin-huggers deftly fulfill the needs presented by A and B.
Product Attributes:
Color: blue
Material: cotton/poly blend
Gender: male
Agegroup: men
Gender: male
Weight (lbs.): 0.20 lb
